| [00:00:00.00] | [music throughout] Narrator: Black Hole 101: How To Be Safe Around A Black Hole. |
| [00:00:04.00] | First of all, the good news is that as long as you stay far away, |
| [00:00:08.00] | black holes aren’t all that bad. However, as you get closer, you need to keep [ONSCREEN TEXT: “Not Safe” indicating a very small area around the black hole; “Safe” filling most of the surrounding space] |
| [00:00:12.00] | a few things in mind. The radiation around the black hole can be extremely deadly, |
| [00:00:16.00] | the chances of escape get slimmer the closer you get, and, if you get close enough, [ONSCREEN TEXT: “Safe” indicating paths away from the black hole; “No” indicating paths toward the black hole] |
| [00:00:20.00] | you now have to worry about being stretched into a giant noodle and time getting really weird. |
| [00:00:24.00] | So, unless you have great radiation shields, a faster-than-light spaceship, |
| [00:00:28.00] | or you’re completely indestructible, you should probably just stay away. |
| [00:00:32.00] | Thanks for watching, and please…stay safe out there. [music ends] |
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